Title: One More Christmas
Characters: Howard and Vince
Word Count: 960
Warnings: Sickly sweet
Rating: PG
Summary: Howard goes to extraordinary lengths to make Vince happy, even if he doesn’t always deserve it.
Disclaimer: Boosh belongs J/N/Baby Cow

Author’s Notes: Ugh, forgive me for writing this. I had the idea for it this morning and knew if I didn’t write it before Christmas was over I wouldn’t bother.

( The next year, Vince received a letter in the post from Father Christmas, explaining that there had been a terrible error in his bookkeeping all these years and that Vince had been inadvertently left off of his lists, but that regular service would be resuming now. )

Merry Christmas! Thanks for being an awesome fandom. :D

Title: Especially the Lies
Pairing or Characters: Harold Boom/Lance Dior, implied Howince
Summary: Fifty loosely-related sentences regarding the Completely True and Wonderful Love between a mentally-unstable copycat and his perpetually confused companion.
Word Count: 1677
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If I owned it, this comm would be called zeusslashhaven. This is obviously not the case.
Author’s Notes: It’s Table Gamma from 1sentence, iffin you’re curious.

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Title: My Heart Yearns To Misbehave
Category: Lucky Break/ Mint Royale (Paul/Jones)
Chapter: 6/6
Word Count: 4,500
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, sexual references, fluff
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters or lyrics used in this fic or profit from their use.
A/N: Final part! Sorry it took so long. I can safely say no other fic has ever given me so much angst writing it and yet so much fun at the same time; I’ve become really quite attached to these characters now. Merry Christmas everyone!

Sequel to Let Me Show You the Beat of My Heart and
Wild Young Hearts

Previous parts:

One Two Three Four Five


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Title: Drabble. Point Your Silver Boots Away From Me and Walk
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Noel/Julian.
Rating: PG
Summary: If two people are so in-tune it’s only a matter of time before they begin to cancel each other out. Julian's POV.
Warnings: A sad Julian.
Disclaimer: I, in no way, own the Mighty Boosh, Julian Barratt or Noel Fielding. They own it, and themselves, entirely.

Authors Notes: Re-read a few of my favourite fics here today and started writing... ended up with this. Inspired by the common theme of Julian and Noel’s infinitesimal connection to each other, and what would happen if it should get lost. Un-beta’d, (sorry all). I admire all of your writings that I have been lucky enough to have read. I hope you enjoy my microscopic nugget of Boosh, too.

Comments/criticisms would be lovely. Thanks  :D  


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I come bearing early Christmas goodies for all your good little kiddies! I have a crack fluff fic and four Christmas themed drabbles to help get into the festive spirit ;) All fics are fakecut to my journal. I'm so behind on reading fic lately but I will catch up over the next few days!

Title: A COTTAGE FOR TWO♥
Pairing: Dan/Jones
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 620
Genre: Crackfic... or the new genre of crackfluff... surely there's more of these out there somewhere?
Sumary: Dan comes home after a hard day's work only to recieve a not-so-pleasant surprise from Jones. Crack and fluff ensues.
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one another offends you then don’t read... If this is the case, I ask “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!” And for the first time I need to add a warning for sexy times.
Disclaimer: I don’t own either of them, I'm making zero profit and this never happened. The only thing I possess the rights to is my own imagination and personal belief that these two go at it like sex-crazed bunnies.
Author Notes: First attempt at anything remotely resembling crack. Heavy handed on the fluff but that was the point of this! Not to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form! Twas inspired by the lovely the_reverand and her gorgeous Dan/Jones fic - source material can be found here! (Although I'm sure you all have already seen it)

The sun is just starting to set as Dan makes his way...


Drabbles: All for boosh_shorts Challenge 11: Festive Shorts all are rated PG-13
Sweet Tooth: Howince 100 words
Snow Antics: Howince 200 words
Christmas Wrapping: Howince 100 words
Erasing the Lines: Noelian 200 words

♥Merry Christmas everyone!
Yes I realise I went a little OCD crazy with the tags, shh! ^.^

Hope this works right. Bare with me - I'm an LJ n00b.
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Title: Like a Bell
Fandom: Nathan Barley
Pairing: Dan/Jones
Summary: Sometimes we take things for granted … but if we’re lucky, we realize it before it’s too late.
Word Count: 3000+
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Major major angst. And ... Robert Browning, for some reason.
Disclaimer: Nathan Barley belong to Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker and Channel 4! Not me.

Author's notes: I started planning this out in my head a few days ago before I went to bed. Then I fell asleep, and the next morning I completely forgot about it. It wasn't until I was reading the_reverand's fic last night that I suddenly recalled it and started writing it. I wrote it really fast, and I was going to hold off on posting it a few days, but since it looks like I'm going to be kind of busy soon, I decided to just take advantage of my time and post it now. Hopefully I caught all of the errors in my proofreading process. D: Also, this is my first NB fic. :D

( Dan didn’t think he’d ever experienced an act of affection so warm and inviting as this one simple gesture. )

Title: Only in Dreams
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Author-Velocity Girl
Summary: Could what happens in dreams be possible in real life?
Word Count: 1,847
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own either of these two and I'm positive this has never happened. Song quoted belongs to Weezer

Author’s Notes: Inspired by the Sandman-The Dream hunters and it spun from there, hence the dream motif. Beta-read by the lovely Lily_tangloff. And as always, at my Fic LJ, Crimsnclover.

Only in Dreams...

Title: Interference; or A Shaman’s Guide to Quantum Mechanics (4/12)
Pairing: Howard/Vince pre-slash, Jack/Adair (AU doppelgangers) established relationship
Fandom: Boosh/Half-Life 2
Genre: Sci-Fi/Horror/Adventure/Romance
Summary: The revolution will not be televised. Vince gives out some unwanted hair advice. Also, there is a crab, but his name is not Sammy.
Word Count: 6500 (this chapter), +17500 (total)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, ALIENS, ridiculous pseudo-science.
Disclaimer: Boosh belongs to Julian and Noel and Baby Cow, Half-Life 2 belongs to Valve.

Author's Note: I apologize for the delay in getting this out. It's been written and proofread for about two weeks, but I have been too full of fail to get it posted.

Previously: Chapter 1: London / Chapter 2: City 14 / Chapter 3: Tesseract

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Chapter Four: Lambda ( He’d never got the hang of real whispering. Howard used to say there must be something in his genetics that made it impossible for him to keep quiet. )

Title: In the Country
Pairing or Characters: Primarily Dan/Jones. There's a smidge of het but I love Sasha too much not to give her a go.
Summary: Dan can't take it, moves to the country.
Word Count: 2,111
Rating: PG
Warnings: None, really. Bit of schmoop.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Author’s Notes: I just finished watching Nathan Barley for the first time last night. This was inevitable so I just gave in. Thanks much to saintli and perplexed_angel for being enablers. :)

( The first thing he does once he can walk again properly is to move to the country. )

Title: Dog Days Are Over
Author: grimeysociety
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Warnings: Slash, drug references
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,070
Summary: For the next few months, Noel accidentally-on-purpose misplaced Russell’s phone number and avoided most of Hampstead. It was an admittedly cowardly move on Noel’s part, but once Russell began to butt in, demanding if he’d been on poppers several times they’d been out together, Noel had to shut down and avoid the nagging feeling in the pit of his stomach.

http://grimeysociety.livejournal.com/2347.html

Title: Dreamer’s Ball
Pairing: Noel/Julian RPS (sorry)
Rating: R
Summary: Two parties in Noel’s life. 3,738 words
Warnings: Cursing, drug use, angst.
Disclaimer: This never happened, I don’t claim ownership of anything except the reality-divorced products of my own diseased imagination.
A/N: I do hope I’ve made it evident how very un-funny taking Ketamine and Ecstasy together are – please do not try this at home or elsewhere. Thank you.
Betaed by: smart Brit-speaking chick akuatopaz and the ever-talented cross-fandom travelling shinychimera. Love you!


Oh, take me, take me, take me to the dreamer’s ball
I’ll be right on time, and I’ll dress so fine
You’re gonna love me when you see me - I won’t have to worry
Take me, take me
Promise not to wake me till its morning - And it’s all been true…
(Dreamer’s Ball - Queen)

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"WHAT?" yelled Dave, as he leaned in to Noel’s face for more accurate lipreading. "WHAT EXACTLY?"

After days of near tears and frustration I've completed a Howince fanvideo :D

Title: Here In Your Arms
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Disclaimer: I don't own the boosh or the song or whatever I'm not supposed to own (Y)



or (Ohh niice and liinky)

Title: None, just yet.

Pairing: Pete/Carl, eventually.

Genre: Schoolboy.

Rating: Swearing.

Beta: None.

Summary: Schoolboy fic pretty much without any general direction, but plenty of cameos. Don't really know where it's going, but I have bits and pieces of the next part written up. Comments and constructive criticism would be great, as would a beta! Hope you enjoy. x


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